LAFFS -n- LINKS: January 2006

Will Ferrell - Bush on Global Warming

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A heart warming BAMBI tale

A heart warming BAMBI tale
HER: forgot where now, but these birds migrate there to have babies
HER: they leave the babies alone about 4 or 5 days before the fledge
HER: they kept finding dozens and dozens of dead baby birds with only their heads missing
HER: this has been going on for years
(_.·`¯ ): wierd
HER: so now with todays technoligy...they put out infrared cams to see what was killing them and only eating the heads ....you will NEVER belive what they caught on cam
(_.·`¯ ): i give what?
HER: there are deer there, the ground is so poor there and so low in minerals...it is the deer doing it, cause the skulls of the baby birds are full of calcium

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